That is the name I have given the Braves for the upcoming Season. Similar to how I call the Redskins the JV Team. The Braves will also be known as the B Squad, Third Place, The Worst of the East,GAAFBCST and Los Losers.
On Monday at 3:05 PM my boys in red will charge the field to begin their season. It will be a season of triumph. There will be many tears shed by the fans of the Greater Atlanta Area First Bapist Church Softball Team. Los Losers season of pain and anguish is about to begin. Aaron I give you a chance to repent your sins. In your haze you have actually turned to comparing pre-season stats. How can you lean on those. If that is all you have going for you then I feel very sorry for you and The Worst of the East. You can be a Phillies fan right here and now. No questions asked. We as the Phillies congregation will gladly accept you as our wayward son. We won't hold your years of supporting the B Squad against you. Come see the light brother. Seek Salvation!!! Cast off the restraints of Ted Turner!!!! Come see how it is to be part of a brotherhood!!!! A brotherhood of wins, celebration and MVP'S. There's a whole ocean of wins under our feet and nobody can get at it except Phillies fans. We are waiting to accept you.
Fuck the Braves. It's Utley time.
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