Wednesday, May 2, 2007

The Bloog: Give me your struggling players.

I have decided to create a little bit of a side business within our wonderful league.

Do you have any players that just aren't reaching there full potential for you? Do you find yourself asking "Do I just stick with him? I know hes gonna heat up eventually." Well now there is something you can do about it, with a simple 1 week turn around.

Just sign your struggling players for The Bobby Cox Experience. This proven training program has turned around the fantasy careers of such former all stars as Garry Sheffield, and most recently David Wright. As said by Baseball Tonight's Fernando Vina, "I think Sheff is gonna have one of the best Mays in the league, (The Bobby Cox Experience*) has awakened a sleeping giant."

David Wright, who is batting .266 on the season with no homeruns since August of last year began this week benched, and thus begining The Bobby Cox Experience. Mr. Wright went 3/4 on Tuesday night with 2 runs and his first Homer; way to go David!

So give me your Drew's, your Wiggington's and your Carlos Delgado's. After going through my strict program of being benched...I will return your newly refurbished players to you in the best condition in this brief, but for some, excruciatingly long season thus far.


*Mr. Vina's comment was actually regarding Mr. Sheffield being hit by a pitch from Baltimore Orioles pitcher Daniel Cabrera. Mr. Vina has no association with The Bobby Cox Experience.

2 comments:

jwest said...

actually Fernando said that the O's awakended a sleeping dog....and I would have to agree that sheff is more of a dog then a giant.

The Bobby Cox Experience said...

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270502106


See...TBX is working wonders. The next session's registration ends on the 6th...so get your applications in now.