Seriously, name one guy who is more entertaining in the batter's box. I know, if he's not on your fantasy squad, or your not a Sox fan, or you're playing me this week, you have the right to say "fuck manny" or perhaps "fuck josh". But if you like baseball, you can't tell me it's not bad ass watching him hit a shoulder high pich about 400 feet to the opposite field and just throw his arms in the air, wathcing it go. Ken Griffey Jr may have had the prettiest homer swat of our generation, and we all love that Sheff bat speed, but for my money, I go with Manny. He makes baseball look fun. Kinda like those wonderful Bravos that are frequently discussed on this bloog. Sorry for the sappy shit, but between Manny and Soriano waking up and the Brett Myers as the Phila closer era beginning, I'm really into my squad. Too bad it won't matter b/c TBX is gonna put 5 points on the whole field b/c Jeff and his Radio Shack computer aren't quite ready to start "comming back on all our asses". Seriously, are asses are waiting. That's not a sexual thing, well, unless u need money for a new computer; then maybe we can work something out. I've said to much allready. (I'm such an enabler right now...)
by the way, thank's to everyone for the prompt denial of my trades. Quick bad news is way better than no news. Even jeff got back to me in under 24 hours, and he had to use carrier pigions. Autodraft, meanwhile, is on day four of no response. You would think a super computer could check it's own e-mail. Seriously brah, I'm always reading shitty poems in your away messages about how you hate your office job so i had an idea; PLAY WITH YOUR FUCKING SQUAD AT WORK LIKE THE REST OF AMERICAN DOES!!! you have no excuse. agian, jeff doesn't even have a computer that will stay on for more than 5 minutes, and yet...
Oh yeah, thanks again for Carl Crawford. You're a sweetheart. JWest offered me his entire pitching staff, an above ground pool, and a lifetime supply of tartar sauce for him, and i still won't budge. That's why i'll never give up on you, just hit "accept", and let's move on. be a buddy
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