Thursday, May 3, 2007

Our league is worthless in the eyes of Joe Morgan

Sorry guys but according to Joe morgan our league is crap because we are basing our league on a little thing called statistics, and accroding to Joe Morgan on an ESPN chat:

"My point is you can't compare things with statistics."

Don't believe me here is the whole answer:

There are so many guys with long term contracts and guys who are into statistics. That's not their fault, because everyone hypes the statistics and talks about statistics. I'll give you an example, I saw a quote that Billy Hall had a monster year last year, but only drove in 70-something runs. He hit 30 HRs, but only drove in 70 runs. That's not a monster year, but that's how people compare statistics. My point is you can't compare things with statistics.

Sorry guys I don't know how else to compare out teams, maybe by the team who has the most players with cute uniforms....I'm open to suggestions.

3 comments:

Renaldo Balkman said...

stop being such an asshole. jackie robinson didn't have statistics, he had guts. he had determination. he had the will of a lion. he didn't win the rookie of the year or mvp. he didn't hit over 200 homeruns or steal over 250 bases. he played the game like a gentelman, without statistics. what jackie had, you can't put into a calculator. you'll just never get it Jwest.

jwest said...

You have just been ejected from the league

Renaldo Balkman said...

sorry jwest, i sent my computer to apple to have the logic board replaced, but it got sent to bristol conn, not bristol, cal. there was hot sauce on the keyboard and naked pictures of johnny miller on the screne, so i think we all know what happened. again, sorry for the nonstatistical propaganda. there is no god, only numbers. beautiful, beautiful numbers.

i mean, i have a freakin math degree for crying out loud